Deep sea divers exploring the deepest part of the ocean, the Mariana trench have come across an unexpected item, Australia’s Environment Minister Melissa Price. “We were on the lookout for unusual creatures or objects but we didn’t expect to see… Read More ›
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Christensen Pissed That Palmer Can Go To Fiji But He Can’t Visit Manila Till After The Election
The National parties member for Manila George Christensen has complained bitterly to his party leader Michael McCormack that it’s not fair that Clive Palmer is allowed to travel to Fiji yet he is unable to visit the Philippines until after… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Plans To Spend The Week Polling Swinging Voters
Future deputy Opposition leader Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he plans to spend the final week of the election campaign polling swinging voters in an effort to get the Coalition over the line. “I am a proven campaigner and… Read More ›
Morrison Charges Dutton And Abbott With Looking After The Bee During Liberal Parties Campaign Launch
Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has charged Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton and Former Minister for Women Tony Abbott with the important task of guarding the bee in the basement during the Liberal parties launch this Sunday. “Sure… Read More ›
Liberal Party To Celebrate Mother’s Day With A Giant Sausage Fest
The Liberal party has announced that they will be celebrating Mother’s day this year with a giant sausage fest that will also double as their campaign launch. “It was unfortunate timing that Mother’s day falls on the same day as… Read More ›
Bolt Blames His Viewers All 6 Of Them For The Rise Of Bill Shorten
Sky News host and prolific blogger Andrew Bolt has lashed out at his viewers, all 6 of them for the rise in popularity of Labor leader Bill Shorten, “I worry for this country, I really do,” said a laboured Andrew… Read More ›