Interim Prime Minister little Scotty Morrison has refused to get out of bed and get ready for his first day back at school. Complaining to his Mum that: “It’s not fair, I don’t wanna go and that mean and nasty… Read More ›
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Tim Wilson Denies Relative Influenced Inquiry Into Castaways
Liberal MP Tim Wilson has been accused of unethical behaviour after seeking a testimony from high profile volleyball and distant relative Wilson into an inquiry on castaways. “I’ve hardly had any contact with Wilson over the years other than lightly… Read More ›
Frydenberg To Commence Flogging Banks With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has called all Banking and Finance bosses to Canberra so that he can flog then with the warmest of lettuce, following the release of the Royal Commission into Banking’s report. “We’ve read the report and we will… Read More ›
Morrison To Punish Julia Banks Following The Release Of The Banking Royal Commission Report
Interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison has promised to throw the book at rogue MP Julia Banks following the damning release of the Royal Commission’s report into Banks and the finance industry. “I’ve read the report and I think we can… Read More ›
Morrison Announces New Public Holiday Australia Day 2
Interim Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has told colleagues of his plans to launch a new public holiday in honour of Australia planned for February 10th, the day will be called Australia day 2. “How good was Australia day,… Read More ›
Hanson Condemns Australians Of The Year For Rescuing Thai Kids Over Australian Ones
Pauline Hanson has come out strongly against the two cave diving Doctors who were awarded the Australian of the year award. Demanding to know why they chose to rescue children from Thailand instead of local Australian children. “I’m sick and… Read More ›
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