With the impending arrival of Easter, scientists have warned children all around the world to ensure that they scrub their chocolate Easter eggs thoroughly with soap and water before they consume them. “The Easter Bunny is travelling all around the… Read More ›
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Nation Deemed To Be Suffering Stockholm Syndrome As ScoMo’s Popularity Soars
Australia’s psychologists fear the the Nation may be suffering from the psychological condition known as Stockholm syndrome following news overnight that the Prime Minister’s popularity has skyrocketed as the Nation endures a pandemic inspired lock down. ”It’s quite common for… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Tells The Media That A Ship Is Not A Boat
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has used his daily press conference to berate the country’s media over their confusion between a ship and a boat. “In times like these the last thing we need is for the media to… Read More ›
AMA: Teen Cases Of Wrist RSI Skyrocketed In March
Members of the Australian Medical Association (AMA) have reported a surge in the cases of wrist RSI in teenagers during the month of March, as the country slowly moves into lock down. “With the country moving towards lock down we… Read More ›
IPA Demands That The Government Stop Subsidising Low Income Workers And Instead Focus On The Rich
The Gina Rinehart funded ‘think-tank’ (sic) the IPA has demanded that the Government stop subsidising low to middle income earners and instead focus their bail out funds on looking after the richer members of society. ”There’s no use giving valuable… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells The Nation’s Billionaires To Pull Their Weight And Give Something Back
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has told the nation’s billionaires to start pulling their weight and give something back to the country instead of demanding bail outs and tax breaks. “Times are tough and the country needs our billionaires to… Read More ›