G’day Australia! It’s your old mate ScoMo here, and what a privilege it is for me to be able to share with you my recipe for how to cook a curry. I find that in times of trouble or discontent… Read More ›
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Abbott Tells ScoMo To Bring Back Knights And Dames To Lift The Public Mood
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has called upon current Prime Minister Scott Morrison to lift the mood of the country by bringing back knights and dames. ”Bushfires, drought, corona and now a toilet paper shortage the people of Australia are… Read More ›
“Government Should Stimulate The Economy By Increasing Family Benefits,” Says Barnaby Joyce
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce took some time out from collecting discarded cans to tell the Government that the best way to stimulate the economy is by increasing the family benefit payments. “Look if there’s one thing I know… Read More ›
PM Accused Of Fueling Toilet Paper Sales By Telling The Country To Cook Their Neighbour A Curry
The Prime Minister has been accused of fueling the toilet paper hysteria by encouraging the nation to cook their sick neighbour a curry. The Prime Minister’s comments were made at a Corona virus briefing. “Whilst I won’t condemn the Prime… Read More ›
One Nation Offers Up Their Policy Plans To The Nation Should Australia Run Out Of Toilet Paper
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has moved to reassure Australia that in the event of the country running out of toilet paper, they will make available to their supporters printed copies of their policies to use in it’s place. “I… Read More ›
Treasurer Urges Struggling Retailers To Diversify And Consider Stocking Toilet Paper
Treasurer Josh Frydenburg has called upon struggling retailers to review their businesses and consider diversifying into more in demand products like hand sanitiser or toilet paper. “I empathise with any businesses currently doing it tough, I really do,” said Treasurer… Read More ›
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