Prime Minister ScoMo has told reporters that it is just not feasible for his Government to commit to no net emissions at Engadine Maccas before the year 2050. “My Government is doing all it can to cut back on our… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Re-brands As A Ford Man
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced today that after extensive focus groups and polling that he would like to be re-branded as a Ford man. “The Prime Minister knows that it’s important that he reflects the views of the… Read More ›
Australia’s Bogans Declare A National Day Of Burnouts In Honour Of Holden
Australia’s bogans have declared a national day of burnouts to be held on Friday February 21st in honour of Holden. Following the news this morning that the brand will be discontinued in Australia. “Mate it’s a real kick in the… Read More ›
Scotty Tells Josh To Put Together A Budget Surplus Funding Concert
Scotty from marketing aka Prime Minister ScoMo has called his Treasurer Josh Frydenburg and told him to put together a concert to raise funds towards funding the budget. “I flicked on the TV last night and saw my favourite singer… Read More ›
Joyce And Canavan Announce Ashley Madison As Their New Podcast Sponsor
Full-time podcasters and part-time politicians Barnaby Joyce and Matt Canavan fresh off launching their new podcast, Weatherboard and Iron have excitedly announced they have their first sponsor, online dating site Ashley Madison. “No one gets into podcasting for the cash, let’s… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Orders The Navy To Start Building An Ark
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has ordered the Navy to start taking flood precaution by building an ark, capable of holding two of every animal. “The bushfires this year caught my Government on the hop and I promise you… Read More ›
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