Prime Minister and aspiring DJ Anthony Albanese has sent the Coalition a thank you note after receiving their Christmas gift of a dud Opposition leader that goes by the name of Peter Dutton. ‘’I didn’t expect much from them to… Read More ›
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ScoMo Asks Jen To Call Dutts And Tell Him He’s Too Sick To Be Censured
Australia’s soon to be censured former minister for health/technology/infrastructure/finance and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has asked his wife Jen if she could give his boss, Peter Dutton, a call and tell him that he’s too sick to be censured… Read More ›
ScoMo Thanks Macron For The Text But Asks What’s The Photo Of?
Former Australian Minister for innovation/health/treasury/energy and part-time Prime Minister Scott Morrison, has thanked French President Emmanuel Macron for the text he sent him during this morning’s Australia V France World Cup game. ”Was great to hear from Emmanuel, nice little… Read More ›
Albo Slips The Chinese Premier A Mix Tape Made Especially For Xi Jinping
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has used his brief meeting with Chinese Premier Li to pass him a mixtape that he made especially for Chinese Prime Minister Xi Jinping. It is hoped the tape will mend relations between the two… Read More ›
Bolt Breaks Down In Tears Whilst Singing ”I See Red” At Sky News’ Christmas Karaoke Night
Sky News’ leading racist voice Andrew Bolt has broken down in tears during his rendition of the Split Enz classic, I see red at the niche news network’s Christmas karaoke night. ”It hasn’t been a good year for Andy what… Read More ›
Tenants Urged To Start Go Fund Me Accounts For Struggling Landlords
The Australian Landlord’s Association has called on all Tenants currently in a rental to start up a Go Fund Me account to raise funds for the Nation’s Landlords adversely effected by today’s rate rise. ”Today is such a dark day… Read More ›
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