Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty who was fired from marketing has woken up this morning put on a faint cough and asked his wife Jen if she could call the office and tell ’em that he’s sick. ”I’m not… Read More ›
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Li’l Scotty From Engadine Looking Forward To Playing Dress Ups This Weekend
Australian Prime Minister li’l Scotty from Engadine has told his best friend Jen that he’s really looking forward to playing dress ups this weekend. ”I’m gonna have so much this weekend playing dress ups with all my photographer friends,” said… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Barnaby For Advice On How To Work Whilst ”Blind”
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing and not hired as a welder Morrison, has sough out his colleague Barnaby Joyce for advice on how to do his job whilst blind. ”The other day there was a bit… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Declares A Public Holiday for POETS Day Starting This Friday
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has announced to the nation that this Friday is officially POETS Day and to celebrate, it has been declared a public holiday with no one allowed to work – especially journalists. ”I’m a very… Read More ›
Lawsuit Settling Prince Andrew Tells Australia He’s Ready To Be Knighted
The Queen’s favourite Son fresh off settling a sexual assault lawsuit out of court has told the people of Australia that he is ready to be knighted for his services to children. ”The Prince is most relieved to make this… Read More ›
Low Ratings For 60 Minutes Interview Has ScoMo Considering Recasting Jen
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is considering recasting the role of his wife Jen following the disappointing ratings for their 60 Minutes interview. ”With the election fast approaching Scott, err, ScoMo… Read More ›
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