Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing. ”Sure, the polls aren’t looking great at the moment for our dear leader,” said… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister (for now) little Scotty Morrison has popped his head up from his tree fort to declare that Gladys Berejiklian is not his friend anymore. ”Gladys Bere-what’s her-name is not my friend and she can just go away,”… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing aka ”ScoMo” will today appear at the National Press Club (NPC), where he plans to jump over a shark. ”How good is jumping a shark?” Shouted the Prime Minister. ”I’m sure… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has sent a note to tennis champion Ash Barty congratulating her on making the finals of the Australian Open and telling her there was no need to thank him for getting… Read More ›
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister And aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has denied claims that he is hoarding wives and instead has claimed that there is a supply issue causing all the problems. ”It’s very easy for people to… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent a congratulatory tweet to children’s entertainers Hi-5, congratulating the band on topping the JJJ Hottest 100. The tweet was sent despite the hottest 100 being topped by the Wiggles and not Hi-5…. Read More ›
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