Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has moved quickly to assure Australia’s secretive Blind Trusts that the new social media rules demanding people put their names to comments will not apply to them. ”Social media is a… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells The Gays Not To Worry His Government Will ”Take Care Of Them”
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told Australia’s LGBTIQ+ community to not worry too much about the new Religious discrimination bill as his Government will make sure they are taken care of. ”My Government is one… Read More ›
ScoMo Refuses To Say If His Creepy Mate Jabbed Anyone In The Philippines
Australian Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing has refused to say whether his creepy mate the Member for Dawson jabbed anyone on one of his frequent trips to the Philippines. ”I’m not going to get down into the gutter to discuss what old… Read More ›
ScoMo Shocked To Learn That Australian’s Aren’t Big Fans Of Lying
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was shocked when he was told by one of his team of pollsters that the Australian public where not big fans of lying or liars. ”Yeah, the PM was a bit… Read More ›
PM Orders His Photoshop Team To Put Albo Next To Jen In His Hawaiian Pics
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has put out the call out to his photoshop team to get to work on adding Albo to his families Hawaiian pics, preferably putting the Opposition leader next to the PM’s… Read More ›
PM Says The Public’s Sick Of Him Having To Work A 5 Day Week
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today declared that the public is sick of him having to work a 5 day week and if he’s re-elected he will work less hours. ”Australians want their politicians well… Read More ›