Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing is tipped this week to name former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the aged care industry, with a mandate to eliminate all problems. ”I won’t confirm or deny that I… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Attributes Fall In Polls To Cooking Curries Over Spag Bol
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his advisors to not worry too much about a fall in polling as it’s simply Australian’s being sick of him cooking curries instead of a more simple dish like spag bol. ”The… Read More ›
The Start Of Bushfire Season Prompts ScoMo To Push For International Borders To Open
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called upon his international colleagues to start thinking about opening up their borders to tourists. The call comes after the Prime Minister discovered that bush fires had already been reported in Australia. ”It’s… Read More ›
Australians Ecstatic For Abbott To Head Overseas As Long As It’s On A One-Way Ticket
With news breaking that former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been granted leave to travel to Britain to take on his new role as the UK’s trade ambassador, the majority of Australians have reported that they’re non-fussed by the… Read More ›
Column: Pete Evans’ Guide To Cooking Up A Conspiracy Theory
When theunaustralian.net contacted me about being a columnist for their site, I was a little skeptical. Then the cheque cleared and suddenly, my skepticism was gone! Today I am going to talk you through how to cook up one of… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing To Release A “We Won The 2022 Election And All I Got Was This Coffee Cup” Coffee Cup
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has held a press conference to announce the release of a commemorative “We Won The 2022 Election And All I Got Was This Coffee Cup” coffee cup to celebrate winning the as yet not… Read More ›
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