The Prime Minister has hired caravan park owner Alf Stewart as his new speech writer, replacing his current team of university educated policy wonks with their big long words that the average dad at the netball doesn’t want to hear…. Read More ›
Scott Morrison
NSW Government To Project Advertising Onto Side Of Opera Singers
The Prime Minister has praised plans to allow advertising to be projected onto the sides of opera singers, saying why not use the biggest billboard in the city. “There are acres of unused space on the sides of your average… Read More ›
Head Of Government Who Took A Week Off To Axe A Leader Tells The ABC To Do As I Say Not As I Do
Australia’s Prime Minister for this week Scott Morrison has launched a blistering attack on the ABC. Telling it to stop focusing on itself and instead focus on doing it’s job. “It’s time the ABC had a good hard look at… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Tipped To Be Appointed ‘Special Envoy’ To The ABC
The Morrison government will act today with regards to the chaos currently embroiling the ABC by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the beleaguered broadcaster. “The public does not want to hear from the ABC,”… Read More ›
“Smallest Budget Deficit In A Decade Proof That Turnbull Had To Go” – Scott Morrison
Australia’s current Prime Minister Scott Morrison or #ScoMo as he likes to be referred to has said that the latest budget results showing that the Government is on track to deliver the smallest deficit in a decade is proof that… Read More ›
B2 Tipped To Replace Guthrie As The ABC’s Managing Director
Following the out of the blue dismissal yesterday of ABC Managing Director Michelle Guthrie Banana in pajama B2 has emerged as the red hot favourite to take over Guthrie’s role as Managing Director. “B2 has always had eyes on the… Read More ›
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