The Turnbull Government is considering a proposal that would allow investors to negatively gear their purchases of avocados as a measure to help allow first time avocado buyers enter the market. Treasurer Scott Morrison spoke to The (un)Australian about the… Read More ›
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Senator Malcolm Roberts Incensed That Aluminium Foil Isn’t GST Exempt
One Nation Senator Malcolm Roberts is incensed that last night’s Budget did not contain any changes to the GST, specifically an exemption for purchasers of aluminium foil. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator Roberts said of the budget: “What a disappointing… Read More ›
China Dismayed That Sam Dastyari Is All They Can Buy For $1 Million
The Chinese government has released a controversial video expressing outrage at the inflated cost of politician prices in Sydney, saying it is woeful that even a decrepit, run down politician from an unfashionable party like Labor can cost a staggering… Read More ›
Ray Hadley Calls Scott Morrison ‘A Meanie’ And Univites Him To His Birthday Party
Radio host and aspiring school bully Ray Hadley has declared that Treasurer Scott Morrison is a ‘big fat meanie’ and is no longer invited to Hadley’s birthday. The stoush occurred on the playground of Two G B Primary school, where… Read More ›
Treasurer Allows Early Access To Superannuation To Buy Snacks At Movies
Scott Morrison will allow Australians to access their superannuation before retirement in order to fund the purchase of food when they go to the movies. “This measure will give young Australians a chance to get into the market for a… Read More ›
Australia Converts To “Shampooed And Conditioned” Coal
Australia’s future energy needs are to be met by investing billions in “shampooed and conditioned” coal, a new technology developed in a joint venture between BHP Billiton and Decore. “Shampooed and conditioned coal will produce much more silky and lustrous… Read More ›