New social services minister Scott Morrison has announced plans to bring to his new job some of key lessons learned during his successful stint as immigration minister, starting with a bold proposal to deport all unemployed people to Cambodia. “I am strong believer in… Read More ›
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Scott Morrison One Step Closer To Life-Long Dream Of Global Domination
Evil supervillain and Immigration minister Scott Morrison could be heard cackling loudly to himself in his office at Parliament House after his immigration bill passed the Senate in the early hours of December 5, a source told The (Un)Australian. “HAHAHAHA, my… Read More ›
Morrison ‘Deeply Disappointed’ With Hanson-Young’s Stance
The Minister for Immigration and Boarder Protection, Scott Morrison, is reportedly “surprised and deeply disappointed” by the strong opposition with which his attempt to reintroduce Temporary Protection Visas has been met by Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young. On Thursday afternoon, Morrison… Read More ›
Scott Morrison Starts Petition To Sack David Johnston
The Minister for Immigration and Boarder Protection Scott Morrison has launched a petition on Change.Org for the prime minister to sack Defence Minister David Johnston. The move comes following Senator Johnston’s remark that he would not trust the Australian… Read More ›
Liberal Campaigner Resigns Over Nazi Links, Hired To Head Immigration Department
Scott Harrison, who was working as a political campaigner for the Liberal Party in Victoria, resigned after his recent links to white supremacist neo-Nazi groups was revealed in order to take up a senior position in the Immigration Department. The… Read More ›
Morrison Categorically Refutes Claim He’s Using Manus Island As ‘A Cheap Labour Source’ For Personal Theme Park.
A spokesperson for the Minister for Immigration and Border Protection has refuted claims that Scott Morrison is using Manus Island as a source for cheap “carnival operators” for a theme park called “Morrison-Land”, which it also denied existed. “The Australian… Read More ›