LNP MPs were today treated to a magical dose of Christmas nostalgia by Treasurer Scott ‘Santa’ Morrison. As Morrison passed a lump of coal around the government benches, MPs rejoiced as they relived many a Christmas morning staring wide-eyed at… Read More ›
Treasurer Scott Morrison has spoken out about Australia’s housing affordability crisis and called upon aspiring first home owners to consider all options including selling their organs for cash on the black market. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Morrison expanded on… Read More ›
Just days after Treasurer Scott Morrison’s injunction that tax-payer funded research projects should pass the “pub test”, the Australian Research Council has announced a new fully funded project dedicated to developing a hangover cure. ARC spokesperson Charles Boffin said: “The… Read More ›
Under a Coalition government, Australia will save $2.3 billion per annum by employing very strong tall people to turn all welfare recipients upside down and shaking the loose change out of their pockets, announced Treasurer Scott Morrison. “We’ve discovered a… Read More ›
Planning is underway for the inaugural Scott Morrison Pride March. The event will be held on July 3 to honour and acknowledge the difficulties Mr Morrison has faced as a rich white Christian male who opposes same-sex marriage and treating asylum seekers with… Read More ›
Bookmakers have given English Premier League champions Leicester City a 5000 to 1 chance of winning the upcoming Australian election. “If elected our defence promises to stop the boats in the same way we’ve stopped Manchester United and Chelsea from… Read More ›
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