Soon to be former Treasurer, Joe Hockey has made the extraordinary claim that professional computer hackers hacked into the federal budget and changed the details. A spokesperson for the Treasurer spoke to The (un)Australian about the Treasurer’s claims saying, “It… Read More ›
The federal government announced last night that young people who lose their jobs will only be forced into prostitution for four weeks before they are eligible for unemployment benefits, instead of six months as expected. Speaking off the record, spokesperson for the treasurer,… Read More ›
The host of The Durham Castle Arms regular Tuesday quiz night says Defence Minister Kevin Andrews has been elbowed out of the once formidable Lego-haired Legends and is unlikely to play again. Leigh Sales has told The (un) Australian she… Read More ›
New social services minister Scott Morrison has announced plans to bring to his new job some of key lessons learned during his successful stint as immigration minister, starting with a bold proposal to deport all unemployed people to Cambodia. “I am strong believer in… Read More ›
Evil supervillain and Immigration minister Scott Morrison could be heard cackling loudly to himself in his office at Parliament House after his immigration bill passed the Senate in the early hours of December 5, a source told The (Un)Australian. “HAHAHAHA, my… Read More ›
The Minister for Immigration and Boarder Protection, Scott Morrison, is reportedly “surprised and deeply disappointed” by the strong opposition with which his attempt to reintroduce Temporary Protection Visas has been met by Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young. On Thursday afternoon, Morrison… Read More ›
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