Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has sent his wife Jen down to IKEA to find out how to stop a cabinet from leaking. ”Jen has a way of getting things done, whether it be explaining to… Read More ›
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ScoMo Stunned To Learn That Woman Are Allowed To Vote
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was stunned to learn this week that women were actually allowed to vote in the upcoming Federal Election. ”When he found out it absolutely floored him,” said a Government Insider. ”He… Read More ›
ScoMo To Amend The Religious Discrimination Act To Exempt His Creepy Mate
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues he will amend the Religious Discrimination act to make sure his creepy mate, the member for Dawson was not allowed to be discrimanated against for his beliefs or… Read More ›
Sky News Tells Its Viewers (All 6 Of Them) To Get Out And Support ScoMo
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing. ”Sure, the polls aren’t looking great at the moment for our dear leader,” said… Read More ›
PM Tells Gladys That She’s Not His Friend Anymore
Australian Prime Minister (for now) little Scotty Morrison has popped his head up from his tree fort to declare that Gladys Berejiklian is not his friend anymore. ”Gladys Bere-what’s her-name is not my friend and she can just go away,”… Read More ›
ScoMo Plans To Jump A Shark At The National Press Club
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing aka ”ScoMo” will today appear at the National Press Club (NPC), where he plans to jump over a shark. ”How good is jumping a shark?” Shouted the Prime Minister. ”I’m sure… Read More ›
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