Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has finally made a comment about the ongoing protests in Melbourne. Telling those upset about the protestors carrying nooses that it could be worse, they could be shooting people. ”I admit it is a… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister (#LibSpill pending) Scotty from marketing has reminded his Girls that it’s only 40 campaign days till Christmas. ”Like most kids my Girls get very excited about Christmas,” said the PM. ”Heck, who could blame them, all those… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has gone on the attack today condemning the Opposition leader Anthony Albanese for not declaring where he was in 1963 at the time American President JFK was killed. ”Albo likes to take shots at… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called the Nation’s journos to invite them to watch him today in a marginal electorate attempt to jump a shark on his brand new motorbike. ”I am nothing, if not a can do… Read More ›
Australian PM (#LibSpillPending) Scott Morrison has denied claims that he is a liar, telling those around him that he can’t be a liar as his pants aren’t on fire. ”It’s all well and good for people to throw around slurs… Read More ›
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his advisers to not worry about the country’s rift with France as he’ll solve it when he gets back to Australia by cooking a Coq Au Vin for the family and posting… Read More ›
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