With the Prime Minister in Canberra and his wife and kids locked down indefinitely in NSW, the Government has been forced to look at recasting Jen and the Girls before the election campaign begins. ”The PM loves his wife and… Read More ›
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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him That Lockdowns Don’t Apply To Sovereign Citizens Like Himself
The Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been told by his creepy mate the member for Dawson that lockdowns like what Canberra is about to endure don’t apply to sovereign citizens. ”The Coalition is a broad church, with many,… Read More ›
School Lockdowns Lead To Entire Generation Of Kids Unable To Play The Triangle
Australia is facing a bleak future after it was revealed that due to covid lock downs an entire generation of children will be growing up unable to play the triangle, finger paint or know the rules of “heads down thumbs… Read More ›
ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Shows Him The Dick And Balls That He Drew On His Census Paper
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been caught on camera admiring a dick and balls drawn on a census paper by his creepy mate George Christensen in the halls of parliament house. ”I’m not really an art guy but… Read More ›
ScoMo Calls Abbott To Ask Him For George Pell’s Number
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has made a call to India to ask former PM Tony Abbott if he can slip him George Pell’s number. ”The PM is always on the look out for religious figures who he feels… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Jen That His Creepy Mate George Can’t Wear A Mask As It Itches His Chin
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen that his creepy mate George is unable to wear a mask as it itches his chin. ”It’s unfortunate that George has a medical condition that doesn’t allow him to… Read More ›
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