Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has been announced as the face of the Government’s new vaccination campaign: “Just A Prick!” ”There were many contenders in Cabinet to be the face of the campaign,” said a Government Insider. ”I… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has stated that there is no need to open up Australia’s borders as he and the family have already visited Hawaii. ”We will eventually open up the borders again,” said the PM…. Read More ›
Cricket Australia has today demanded that the Morrison Government bail out all Australian cricketers who lost money due to the cancellation of this year’s IPL tournament. ”Some of the boys have missed out on hundreds of thousands of dollars after… Read More ›
The Government has announced that they will be easing restrictions around the selling of organs to allow those citizens under 30 the chance to become property owners. ”We know that it is tough at the moment for young Australians to… Read More ›
The Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has ordered the PM to either open up the borders or extend Australia’s Job Keeper program to the Philippines. ”This budget doesn’t do enough for the fine people of the Philippines,” said the… Read More ›
Tuesday’s Federal Budget is tipped to reveal a $1.2 billion dollar increase in spending for the PM’s official photo budget, with $500 million of that to go towards purchasing new hi-vis for Mr. Morrison. ”This is a budget that will… Read More ›
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