Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has taken some time out of his day to vigorously flick through the latest Bunnings catalogue in the hopes of being able to find a distraction. Preferably one big enough to occupy the media… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Hires Former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz As The Government’s Moral Compass
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has reached out to former Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz to come on board and join his Government as it’s new moral compass. ”I have heard rumblings that last night on the ABC, that a… Read More ›
Joyce Demands ScoMo Overturn The Bonk Ban Or He’ll Piss On The Floor Of Parliament
Former deputy Prime Minister and self-confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has demanded the Prime Minister overturn the so-called bonk Ban, a policy which forbids parliamentary liaisons between politicians and their staffers otherwise he will piss on the floor of parliament…. Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Offers To Build Donald Trump A Cubby House
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has offered his condolences to outgoing President Donald Trump and offered to build him a cubby house as a parting gift. ”It is hard when you lose an election, or so I’ve been told,”… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Declares That The Federal Integrity Commission Will Be Armed With The Warmest Of Lettuce
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has let it be known that his Government’s proposed federal integrity commission will be armed with the warmest of lettuce and they will not be afraid to use it. ”My Government takes corruption very… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Denies That He’s Ever Been To Queensland
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told reporters that he has never been to Queensland and hopes to one day travel to the State when asked for comment on the LNP’s loss at this weekend’s QLD election. ”I congratulate… Read More ›
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