Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has given a last minute reprieve to a rise in fees for Arts degrees that study how good Captain Cook was. ”I’ve heard the feedback that not everybody was enamored with my Government’s change to… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing To Build Mangers On All Major Highways
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has pledged that his Government will invest millions in building mangers on all major highways in Australia to ensure that all women have the opportunity to give birth in the same manner as Mary did… Read More ›
Abbott Uses Queen’s Birthday Honour To Lobby For The Return Of Knights And Dames
Former Prime Minister and newly awarded companion of the order of Australia (AC) Tony Abbott has called upon the Government to bring back knights and dames to Australian society. ”Judging by the chatter that I’m hearing not only in the… Read More ›
Civil Unrest In America Causes ScoMo To Rethink Upcoming Hawaiian Vacation
The current civil unrest in America has forced Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing to rethink his upcoming family vacation to Hawaii. ”I had promised the kids a bit of get away. You know, it’s been a busy year –… Read More ›
Pensioners To Receive $1K Grants To Renovate Their Franking Credits
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced that in an effort to stimulate the economy his Government will be granting the countries pensioners $1000 dollars to be used on renovating their franking credits. ”My Government is here to get things… Read More ›
Peter V’landys Orders The PM To Force School Kids To Attend All NRL Games
NRL Boss Peter V’landys has ordered Prime Minister Scott Morrison to arrange for the nation’s school kids to sit in the stands during this weekend’s round of rugby league matches. ”We’ve been told it’s safe for kids to go to… Read More ›
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