Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his inner circle that he is considering launching a Mardi Gras for heterosexual couples. With the march planned to go from Cronulla beach to Engadine Maccas. “In Australia we like to give a… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing
Pauline Hanson Demands A Panda Cull Following News Of A Pandemic
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has come out today demanding that the Government do the right thing and cull all pandas following news of the impending pandemic. “It’s all well good for our Prime Minister Scott Morrison to talk of… Read More ›
Dutton Plans To Jail All Lefties In An Attempt To Control The Right Wing Crazies
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has announced a plan to jail all Australian lefties in an attempt to protect the country from right-wing extremists. The move comes after a briefing from ASIO warning of the danger of right-wing… Read More ›
ScoMo Refuses To Commit To No Net Emissions At Engadine Maccas
Prime Minister ScoMo has told reporters that it is just not feasible for his Government to commit to no net emissions at Engadine Maccas before the year 2050. “My Government is doing all it can to cut back on our… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Re-brands As A Ford Man
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced today that after extensive focus groups and polling that he would like to be re-branded as a Ford man. “The Prime Minister knows that it’s important that he reflects the views of the… Read More ›
Australia’s Bogans Declare A National Day Of Burnouts In Honour Of Holden
Australia’s bogans have declared a national day of burnouts to be held on Friday February 21st in honour of Holden. Following the news this morning that the brand will be discontinued in Australia. “Mate it’s a real kick in the… Read More ›
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