Australia’s defamation lawyers have braced themselves to be working around the clock to deal with the fallout from whatever senator elect Derryn Hinch might have to say in his maiden speech in parliament. “I was looking forward to two weeks… Read More ›
Senate
Pauline Hanson Unconvinced The World Is Round
Newly elected Senator Pauline Hanson, having declared she will no longer talk to the press, has today talked to the press about her doubts over scientific research that the world is round and has instead called for an inquiry, believing that… Read More ›
Antony Green Accused Of Delaying Election Result To Gain Twitter Followers
Senior members of the Liberal Party have alleged that the ABC’s election analyst, Antony Green, is purposely delaying his call of the election to boost the number of followers of his Twitter account. One source said: “Just look at the… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Calls For A Senate Inquiry Into Sliced Bread
Liberal Senator and self-proclaimed champion for common sense Cory Bernardi, has demanded a senate inquiry into sliced bread, accusing the food product of being driven by sinister motives. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “Cory is very concerned about… Read More ›
Ricky Muir Denies Senate Crossbench Is Feral: ‘No One’s Even Thrown Any Roo Poo’
Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party (AMEP) Senator Ricky Muir has today mocked Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s labelling of the Senate crossbench as “feral”, saying: “In my entire time here, not a single Senator has thrown any kangaroo shit at all! “Seriously mate,… Read More ›
Abbott Declares Solar Eclipse Further Evidence Of Unreliable Renewables
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has continued to show support for the coal industry, declaring yet again that sources of renewable energy can’t be relied upon, particularly in light of “that eclipse thing” that just occurred in Europe. In Northern Europe,… Read More ›