Channel 7 has issued a press release spruiking their exclusive interview with embattled Labor Politician Emma Husar’s dog. Which will air this weekend on their flagship current affairs show Sunday Night. “What a coup for the network and we didn’t pay… Read More ›
Sunday Night
Conservative Politician Uses Time Machine To Urge Barnaby Joyce’s Parents To Have Abortion
An unknown conservative politician has gone back in time in a DeLorean in an effort to convince Barnaby Joyce’s parents to terminate their pregnancy for the good of the party. “I was watching the interview on Channel 7 on Sunday… Read More ›
Channel 7 Announces World Exclusive Interview With Roseanne Barr
Channel 7 has today announced that their flagship current affairs program Sunday Night will sit down and interview Roseanne Barr, fresh off her firing for a series of racist tweets. “We have worked hard this year as a network to reach out… Read More ›
“Disgusting Barnaby” Say People Who Would Totally Knock Back 150 Grand If It Was Offered To Them
The entire population of Australia has descended with outrage upon Barnaby Joyce for accepting $150,000 for an interview after assuring themselves they would totally knock back the same offer if it was ever made to them. “There’s no way I’d… Read More ›
Channel 7 Stunned To Learn They Paid $150K To An Irrelevant Backbencher
Channel 7 is in damage control today after learning that the $150,000 they paid to interview what they thought was the deputy Prime Minister is instead going to an irrelevant backbencher who did nothing more than have a child with… Read More ›
“I Only Keep Playing Tennis For The Free Balls” Claims Jaded Tomic
Troubled Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic has confessed in an explosive interview on Channel 7’s Sunday Night that he only stays on the circuit because of the dozens of free tennis balls on offer. “I’d have given up the game… Read More ›