The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he intends to attend the Government’s planned jobs summit simply to spend the day inquiring about the potential for head and blow jobs. ”If there… Read More ›
The New Zealand Government has reached out to Australia to offer asylum to any sheep affected by the cruel process of live exporting. “We think it is barbaric and cruel that these sheep are subjected to inhumane conditions then left… Read More ›
The Prime Minister has told the media that after seeing the movie Now You See Me 2 over the christmas break that he plans to reshuffle his cabinet in a game of three card monte. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Former Health Minister Sussan Ley has upheld a great Australian tradition and helped herself to as much stuff from the stationery cabinet as her handbag could hold before exiting her job. “I grabbed myself a couple of boxes of biros,… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 