The Coalition’s lead spokesperson for numerology Susssan Ley has refused to rule out launching a challenge for Peter Dutton’s faltering leadership via a leadership sspill. ”At this stage I have no comment on whether I will challenge Peter to a… Read More ›
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Sussan Ley To Consult Her Numerologist About Challenging Dutton
With news over night of another round of dreadful polling numbers for Opposition leader Peter Dutton there is talk amongst the Liberals of a potential leadership spill. Some challengers have been working the phones to shore up numbers, whilst deputy… Read More ›
Barnaby To Spend The Day Discussing Jobs Particularly Head And Blow At Today’s Summit
The Opposition’s shadow Minister for Home and Foreign Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told colleagues that he intends to attend the Government’s planned jobs summit simply to spend the day inquiring about the potential for head and blow jobs. ”If there… Read More ›
New Zealand Offers Asylum To Australia’s Live Export Sheep
The New Zealand Government has reached out to Australia to offer asylum to any sheep affected by the cruel process of live exporting. “We think it is barbaric and cruel that these sheep are subjected to inhumane conditions then left… Read More ›
PM Turnbull To Reshuffle Cabinet In A Game Of Three Card Monte
The Prime Minister has told the media that after seeing the movie Now You See Me 2 over the christmas break that he plans to reshuffle his cabinet in a game of three card monte. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Sussan Ley Raids Stationery Cabinet Before Quitting Job
Former Health Minister Sussan Ley has upheld a great Australian tradition and helped herself to as much stuff from the stationery cabinet as her handbag could hold before exiting her job. “I grabbed myself a couple of boxes of biros,… Read More ›