NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has promised all of the State’s residents that the upcoming train strike will have no effect on the State’s precious gambling industry. “I assure you all that we will move heaven and earth to make sure… Read More ›
Sydney
Dastyari Calls For NYE Fireworks To Be Moved To Chinese New Year
Soon to be former Senator Sam Dastyari has called upon the NSW State Government to move the traditional New Year’s Eve fireworks from New Year’s Eve to the Chinese new year, which falls on the 16th of February. “It just… Read More ›
Beer Coaster Shortage Threatens Major NSW Infrastructure Projects
The NSW government is facing a planning crisis after a strike at Australia’s largest beer coaster factory has left it with no available surfaces on which to nut out the details of multi billion dollar infrastructure projects. “How the hell… Read More ›
Alan Jones Nominates Himself A White Ribbon Day Ambassador
Sydney shock jock Alan Jones has reacted to criticism over his continual attacks on prominent women, including Julia Gillard, Gladys Berejiklian and Clover Moore by declaring that he can’t be a misogynist as he himself is a White Ribbon Day… Read More ›
NSW Welfare Recipients To Be Tested To Ensure They Keep Gambling
Following the Federal Government’s decision to test welfare recipients for drug use, the NSW State Government has announced they will also be testing welfare recipients to ensure they are still gambling. “We need to keep our gaming industry strong as… Read More ›
Second-Homeless Set Up Camp In Mosman Town Square
A group of underprivileged Mosman residents who only own one home have set up a luxury campervan city in the town square demanding the council provides more affordable holiday homes. “Not all of us have complicated trust fund arrangements or… Read More ›
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