The Government has announced that they will be easing restrictions around the selling of organs to allow those citizens under 30 the chance to become property owners. ”We know that it is tough at the moment for young Australians to… Read More ›
Sydney
ScoMo Tells Gladys That There’ll Be No Mask Wearing In Bunnings This Weekend
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong’s marketing department has told NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian that there’ll be no compulsory wearing of masks in Bunnings this weekend. ”Gladys and her team are the ruby standard when it comes to handling the… Read More ›
Gladys Tells NSW To Start Spending More on The Pokies Or Else She’ll Sell Their Toys
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has warned residents of NSW to start shelling out more of their pay packets on the pokies or else she will start selling off their toys. ”The people of NSW need to realise that the Government… Read More ›
Berejiklian Tells NSW That If They Want To Be Vaccinated Move To A Liberal Voting Electorate
NSW Premier Gladys ‘Shredder’ Berejiklian has told the people of NSW that if they wish to be vaccinated against the corona virus then they’d best make sure they live in a Liberal voting electorate. ”I won’t apologise for the fact… Read More ›
Berejiklian Calls WA Premier To Ask Him How To Spell Schadenfreude
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has spent her Sunday calling West Australian Premier Mark McGowan to ask him to help her spell schadenfreude. She chose to call the West Australian Premier as the number she has for Queensland Premier Anastacia Palaszczuk… Read More ›
Acting NSW Premier Barilaro Orders All Koalas Slaughtered And Turned Into Masks
Acting NSW Premier John Barilaro has issued an executive order for all of the State’s Koalas to be slaughtered and turned in to masks to be made available for a slight fee to the needy. ”When Gladys ordered the entire… Read More ›
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