Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has increased his online presence by this week launching a new Only Fans fan page, whereby supporters can receive pictures of the PM, for a fee. ”I was sitting around with a few of… Read More ›
Sydney
Berejiklian Tells NSW To Only Leave The House On NYE If You’re Rich
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told the state to stay in this New Year’s Eve, unless of course they are either a high earner or have old family money. ”I call on the state to all come together,… Read More ›
Berjiklian Tells Northern Beaches That The Only Reason To Leave The House Is To Gamble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told residents locked down in the State’s Northern Beaches that the only reason for them to leave their house is to gamble at a nearby RSL or Casino. “‘We need to get on… Read More ›
Aunty Gladys Orders NSW Residents To Give Their Local Property Developer A Wristy
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has ordered all citizens to offer their local property developer a wristy, to say thank you for all they’ve done for the State. ”Being a property developer is hard work or so my friend… Read More ›
NSW Premier Tells Residents To Say Nup To The Melbourne Cup And Yes To The Pokies
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has declared that she is saying nup to the Melbourne cup and has called upon all residents of NSW to join her in spending the day on the pokies instead of watching and betting on the… Read More ›
Friends Tell Gladys To Not Look For Love Through Prison Pen Pals
Friends of NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian have held an intervention to stop her looking for love through the Prison Pen Pals website. “Poor Glad, she has had such a tough run lately,” said a friend of the Premier…. Read More ›
The (un)Australian 