The world has finally solved the issue of climate change that was threatening its existence after the outrage switch was accidentally flicked from putting the boot into an ad warning of its dangers into putting the boot into the actual… Read More ›
The Bolt Report
George Pell Organising Jailhouse Talent Show Fundraiser For Notre Dame Rebuild
Disgraced Cardinal and Sky News’ favourite martyr George Pell has started working on organising a jailhouse talent show that he hopes will raise enough funds to help with the rebuild of the recently destroyed Notre Dame cathedral. “I am very… Read More ›
Pauline Hanson Returns To Library To Re-Borrow “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur”
With a full week of interviews ahead of her, One Nation’s chief conspiracy theorist Pauline Hanson has rushed to the Ipswich library to re-borrow her favourite reference book, “The Smurfs Guide To Port Arthur.” “I was caught on the hop… Read More ›
Sky News To Hold Candlelight Vigil For Victims Of Eggings
News network Sky News has announced it’s plans to host a nation wide candlelight vigil on behalf of victims of surprise eggings. The vigil follows elected (sic) Senator Fraser Anning’s egging over the weekend. “In times like these it’s easy… Read More ›
Dutton Condemns NZ Shooter For Damaging The Governments Upcoming Scare Campaign
Peter Dutton has taken to the airwaves to strongly condemn the Australian citizen who perpetrated the Christchurch massacre and the damage that it has done to his Governments upcoming pre-election scare campaign. “The type of actions that we have seen… Read More ›
Radio Stations Refuse To Play George Pell Records
Radio stations all over the world are refusing to play the music of George Pell after the former archbishop of Melbourne was jailed for child sexual abuse. “In light of his conviction we can’t in good faith play any of… Read More ›
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