The head of the ABC Michelle Guthrie has announced that a raft of cuts and redundancies will be made to the network. One of which is the long running current affairs show 4 Corners will be cut back to 2… Read More ›
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Eric Abetz To Hold An Anti-18c Rally, Asks Telstra If They Still Have Phone Booths Available
Tasmanian Senator Eric Abetz has today announced plans to hold an anti-section 18c of the racial discrimination act rally and has enquired of Telstra whether or not they have any telephone booths available for hire. Speaking to The (un)Australian Senator… Read More ›
Australia’s Alt-Right Calls For Section 18C To Be Lowered To 13C
Australia’s freedom of speech crusaders have today called on the federal government to consider lowering section 18C of the racial discrimination act to section 13C of the act. Citing American Milo Yiannopoulos as their inspiration. Speaking to The (un)Australian on… Read More ›
Bernardi Demands Telstra Fix His Phone As He’s Received No Calls For A Week
The sole representative of the Australian Conservatives party, Senator Cory Bernardi has today called on Telstra to fix his phone after he went a week without receiving a single call. Speaking to The (un)Australian (in person), Senator Bernardi bemoaned… Read More ›
George Pell Offers Milo Yiannopoulos A Job At The Catholic Church
Cardinal Pell has come to the rescue of besieged Breitbart tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos with an offer of a position as a youth worker within the Catholic Church. “I’m confident that Milo can convert his following of alt-right boys into… Read More ›
Australia Converts To “Shampooed And Conditioned” Coal
Australia’s future energy needs are to be met by investing billions in “shampooed and conditioned” coal, a new technology developed in a joint venture between BHP Billiton and Decore. “Shampooed and conditioned coal will produce much more silky and lustrous… Read More ›