A primary school in NSW has today sent out a letter to parents to inform them that in an effort to stamp out bullying they are banning all students from any form of communication. The school’s spokesperson spoke to The… Read More ›
The Daily Telegraph
Stripper Accidentally Visits Labor Party Meeting
An exotic dancer has confessed that she once entered a Labor Party branch meeting but turned around and left once she realised what was going on. “I was booked to do a bloke’s fiftieth birthday party but turned up at… Read More ›
Karl Stefanovic Outraged The Gold Logie Is Not White
Today Show host and self-confessed anti-dry cleaner, Karl Stefanovic has revealed that he is outraged that the TV Week Gold Logie, awarded to Australian TV’s most popular ‘personality’ is gold in colour rather than white. The one-time Gold Logie winner Stefanovic told… Read More ›
Fairfax Reveals Firing Journalists Most Profitable Part Of Journalism Industry
Fairfax has revealed it intends to capitalise on the $27m half-year profit made by its Sydney Morning Herald masthead by reinvesting that revenue in the most profitable part of the journalism sector, firing journalists. Extending its readership lead over The Daily… Read More ›
Forced Council Amalgamations To Make Corruption Much More Efficient
The NSW government reports that the forced mergers of local councils will considerably streamline the process of corruption leading to massive savings for dodgy property developers and crooked service providers. “At the moment shifty apartment builders need to bribe 193… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Appalled His Column Is Printed In Black Ink
Herald Sun columnist and proud booer of the Sydney Swans, Andrew Bolt has expressed anger and dismay that his column is only ever printed in newspapers around the country in black ink. A spokesperson for the blogger told The (un)Australian:… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 