Prime Minister (for now) Malcolm Turnbull has expressed regret at his choice of dinner last night after ordering Italian. The Prime Minister decided on Italian after receiving a recommendation from Senator Matt Canavan’s Mother. A remorseful Prime Minister spoke to… Read More ›
Aspiring Opposition leader Tony Abbott has called upon his Liberal and National colleagues to put the ‘Coal’ back into the Coalition. In a speech delivered to his loyal following, held in a telephone booth on the Northern beaches. Speaking to… Read More ›
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has joined the Greens in calling for a ban on the election day sausage sizzle. Mr Turnbull currently in northern NSW, helping clean up flood damage, one photo opportunity at a time, launched his anti-sausage… Read More ›
The Australian Electoral Commission has announced today that no election day cake stalls will be allowed this year due to the threat posed to voters with nut allergies. A spokesperson for the AEC said: “People should be allowed to vote without being… Read More ›
The Australian Greens have slammed romantic comedy “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2” as racist and called upon the Federal government to have it pulled from cinemas nationwide for violating the Racial Discrimination Act. The long awaited sequel to the… Read More ›
Federal immigration minister Peter Dutton has formally challenged the Greens to a game of “Eye-spy” in an effort to form a closer bond between the Greens and the Liberals, who for years have had a frosty relationship. The offer, however,… Read More ›
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