Senator-elect Malcolm Roberts has celebrated his impending return to Canberra by calling his tailor to order half-a-dozen new tin-foil suits. “They say suits maketh the man well half-a-dozen new tin foil suits should turn me into six new men,” said… Read More ›
The Senate
Senator Fraser Anning Calls For A National Egg Buy Back Scheme
Australian Senator (sic) Fraser Anning has called on the Federal Government to take action on the increasing number of eggings that are occurring to him and enact a national egg buyback scheme. “Look it’s just not safe anymore for a… Read More ›
Katter Condemns Fraser Anning For Not Mentioning Crocodiles In His Maiden Speech
Bob Katter has lashed out at his Senator Fraser Anning over his maiden speech to Parliament after the new Senator failed to mention crocodiles at any stage during his speech. “People are angry at Fraser and rightfully so,” said Mr… Read More ›
“We Thought We Were Voting For Mick Fanning” Say The 19 Stoners Who Accidentally Voted For Fraser Anning
All of the 19 voters who voted for Fraser Anning at the last election have admitted that they were high as a kite on top shelf choof when they put a number one in the box next to his name… Read More ›
Dutton To Make It Easier For White People To Get Through Airport Security
Minister for Home Affairs Peter Dutton has pledged to make it easier for white people to travel by giving them a clearer path through airport security with the Federal police being given the power to ‘randomly’ stop people at airports… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Condemns Labor Over Their Citizenship Issues
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has come out swinging at the Labor party over their citizenship issues. With the former deputy Prime Minister particularly angry over the amount of time it has taken for the MP’s in question… Read More ›