The ISIS tourism minister has complained that images of a bare stony desert that feature as the backdrop of the groups beheading videos is discouraging potential holiday makers from including The Caliphate in their vacation plans. “These videos have an… Read More ›
The (un) Australian
Movie Based on Book By Pathological Liar A Hit!
The Clint Eastwood directed, Bradley Cooper starring movie American Sniper is breaking box office records and is being reviewed positively by right wing nut jobs, despite the fact it is based on a book that a court has found to… Read More ›
Tony Abbot Breaks Reset Button With Excessive Use
The Australian taxpayer will fork out $1700 to fund the installation of three new “reset” buttons in the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet after the previous button was broken by excessive usage. A senior cabinet minister from the Department of… Read More ›
Women Relieved To Find Out It’s All Their Fault
Women across Australia have expressed relief at the news that the person at the centre of the Prime Minister’s ‘knight-gate’ is indeed a woman. The Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff, Peta Credlin, has been held responsible for the knighting of… Read More ›
Peta Credlin Suggests Rupert Murdoch Should Do His “Patriotic Duty” And Go Bake Himself An Apple Pie
The prime minister’s chief of staff Peta Credlin has responded to naturalised American Rupert Murdoch’s tweet that she should do her “patriotic duty” and resign by tweeting that he should go bake an apple pie and start gathering his fireworks… Read More ›
Anti-Vaccination Campaigner ‘Chill’ With Other People’s Children Dying
Controversial anti-vaccination campaigner Sherri Tenpenny has declared she is “chill” with other people’s children dying of preventable infectious diseases as long as she is able to maintain her media presence. In an exclusive interview with The (un)Australian, Dr. Tenpenny said:… Read More ›