“And why wouldn’t those stupid sheep want to vote for me?” British Prime Minister Theresa May is storming around her house in anger. “I promised to kick out more foreigners than ever, what more do these bloody peasants want?” It… Read More ›
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Peter Dutton Deported To Nauru For Taking Job Of Literate And Numerate Australian
Having initially praised Immigration Minister Peter Dutton for doing an “outstanding” job, Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has done an about face and sacked and deported Mr Dutton to Nauru for taking the job of a literate and numerate white Australian adult…. Read More ›
Hamburglars Not Getting Paid Weekend Penalty Rates
Australia’s hamburglars are being denied thousands of dollars a year in wages due to a sweetheart deal cut between their employer McDonald’s and the Associated Hamburger Pinchers and Caped Stripey Shirt Wearers Union. “The company knows that peak hamburger stealing… Read More ›
No-one Able To Verify If ABC Fact Check Has Been Cancelled
The Australian public has been left unsure whether or not to believe reports that the ABC Fact Check unit has been axed. “Normally when I hear this kind of statement I would log onto Fact Check to see if it… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Condemns Fire Fighters For Interfering With House Fire
Minister for Immigration and the bookies favourite to play the role of Mr Potatohead in a live action movie based on the famous toy Peter Dutton, has today condemned a team of firefighters for putting out a house fire in… Read More ›
Fairfax Determines The Election Is The Time Where Voters Least Need To Be Informed
Following the announcement of the federal election scheduled for July 2nd, a cost-benefit analysis by Fairfax Media has determined that now is the time Australians least need to be informed. 30 staff in Fairfax’s Sydney and Melbourne offices were brought… Read More ›
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