Scott Morrison will allow Australians to access their superannuation before retirement in order to fund the purchase of food when they go to the movies. “This measure will give young Australians a chance to get into the market for a… Read More ›
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Fossilised Ugg Boot Discovered Next To Biggest Dinosaur Footprint
Scientists have unearthed the fossilised remains of the largest ugg boot ever worn just meters away from the world’s biggest set of dinosaur footprints. “The discovery of a perfectly preserved uggie confirms that the tracks belonged to a species of… Read More ›
Abbott Calls For Cars To Be Manufactured With A Built-In Coal Fuelled Boiler
Former Prime Minister and self-professed ‘ideas man’ Tony Abbott has written an opinion piece in which he has said the secret to reviving Australia’s fortunes is to manufacture cars with built-in coal fuelled boilers. Speaking to The (un)Australian the former Prime Minister… Read More ›
John Howard Heckled At CFMEU Open Mic Comedy Night
Former Prime Minister John Howard is recovering today after being heckled at a CFMEU open mic comedy night. The incident occurred when Mr Howard popped in to try out some new material. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Howard’s wife Janet… Read More ›
Australia’s Alt-Right Calls For Section 18C To Be Lowered To 13C
Australia’s freedom of speech crusaders have today called on the federal government to consider lowering section 18C of the racial discrimination act to section 13C of the act. Citing American Milo Yiannopoulos as their inspiration. Speaking to The (un)Australian on… Read More ›
NASA Discovers Planet Containing Enough Potential To Keep Them Funded
Scientists from NASA today excitedly announced the discovery of something in space that is hopefully interesting enough to keep them funded for the next ten years. “The discovery of seven, yes you heard me right mate, seven new planets out… Read More ›
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