The Prime Minister has told the media that after seeing the movie Now You See Me 2 over the christmas break that he plans to reshuffle his cabinet in a game of three card monte. Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
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Trump Defends Trip To Russia To Talk ‘Trickle Down Economics’
President elect Donald Trump has defended a recent trip he took to Russia in which he delivered a private lecture to a group of young women in his hotel room on the subject of trickle down economics. Speaking to… Read More ›
Sussan Ley Raids Stationery Cabinet Before Quitting Job
Former Health Minister Sussan Ley has upheld a great Australian tradition and helped herself to as much stuff from the stationery cabinet as her handbag could hold before exiting her job. “I grabbed myself a couple of boxes of biros,… Read More ›
Senator Roberts Appalled That New Zealand Rugby Fans Would Dare Boo Israel
Senator Malcolm Roberts has called on the Prime Minister to declare war on New Zealand after learning that New Zealand rugby fans had booed Israel Folau in a recent Wallabies All Blacks game. Speaking to The (un)Australian a tin… Read More ›
Malcolm Turnbull Quaffs Sherry As Crowd Cheers At Double Bay Polo Tournament
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has delighted onlookers at the Double Bay polo tournament by quaffing a sherry during a break in play. Hedge fund manager and avid polo enthusiast Lloyd Barrington Von Snoot, spoke to The (un)Australian about… Read More ›
Bette White Removed From Protective Custody And Released Back Into The Wild
The last remaining Golden Girl Bette White has been released back into the wild after being placed in protective custody towards the end of 2016 to ensure her species survival. Speaking to The (un)Australian Hollywood’s head Zoo Keeper, Cage… Read More ›
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