Australians have been shocked to discover that the Northern Territory has politicians as well and that they are as dysfunctional as their own. ‘I thought Crocodile Dundee lived up there with Yothu Yindi and that was it,’ said Julie White… Read More ›
The unAustralian
Movie Based on Book By Pathological Liar A Hit!
The Clint Eastwood directed, Bradley Cooper starring movie American Sniper is breaking box office records and is being reviewed positively by right wing nut jobs, despite the fact it is based on a book that a court has found to… Read More ›
Tony Abbot Breaks Reset Button With Excessive Use
The Australian taxpayer will fork out $1700 to fund the installation of three new “reset” buttons in the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet after the previous button was broken by excessive usage. A senior cabinet minister from the Department of… Read More ›
Women Relieved To Find Out It’s All Their Fault
Women across Australia have expressed relief at the news that the person at the centre of the Prime Minister’s ‘knight-gate’ is indeed a woman. The Prime Minister’s Chief of Staff, Peta Credlin, has been held responsible for the knighting of… Read More ›
Who You Gonna Catcall? Ghostbusters!
Ghostbusters stands tall as one of the most classic comedies of all time. As a franchise it is continuing to break ground with the announcement that the movie is being rebooted with an all-female cast. A move that has annoyed… Read More ›
Peta Credlin Suggests Rupert Murdoch Should Do His “Patriotic Duty” And Go Bake Himself An Apple Pie
The prime minister’s chief of staff Peta Credlin has responded to naturalised American Rupert Murdoch’s tweet that she should do her “patriotic duty” and resign by tweeting that he should go bake an apple pie and start gathering his fireworks… Read More ›