With a NSW state Election to be held in March new Labor leader Luke Foley (@Luke_FoleyNSW) has launched his campaign via twitter and announced a bundle of new policies that he hopes will win him an election. So far Foley and… Read More ›
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David Warner Named Australia Day Ambassador
Cricketer David Warner has been named Australia Day ambassador, narrowly edging out Eddie Maguire and Professor Barry Spurr in what Border Protection Minister Peter Dutton labelled “the purest race in years”. “By demanding an Indian batsman ‘speak English’, not only did… Read More ›
Right-Wing Columnist Andrew Bolt To Cut Off Left Arm
Conservative Herald Sun columnist Andrew Bolt has declared he will cut off his left arm, as he sees no use for the left and believes its unorthodox ways are detrimental to the nation’s interests. Mr Bolt expanded further, saying: “The… Read More ›
Budgets Cuts Needed As We Will Soon Live Forever On Mars, Hockey Says
Treasurer Joe Hockey has insisted it is essential for the Senate to pass the Abbott government’s proposed budget cuts as humanity was on the verge of discovering the secret to Eternal Life and would soon begin colonising Mars. Speaking to The… Read More ›
Hottest 100 Proves Again That Democracy Simply Doesn’t Work.
Triple J’s hottest 100 is an annual countdown of tracks touted by the radio station as the world’s biggest musical democracy. The vote this year has been shrouded in controversy after it emerged that Taylor Swift fans were voting en… Read More ›
Al Qaeda Claim Satirical Website The Un-Australian Too Lame To Bother Dying For
An Australian spokesman for Al Qaeda has laughed off suggestions that The Un-Australian may be the target of a Charlie Hebdo style vendetta. “Get real. If I’m going to die pointlessly in a hail of bullets it’s got to be worth… Read More ›