Intensely out of control summer bushfires raging through the countryside have the added benefit of keeping us warm, said Warringah backbencher Tony Abbott in a speech to the Global Warming Is A Hoot Foundation in London. “There’s nothing better than… Read More ›
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Existence Of New Blade Runner Movie Implanted Into Minds Of World’s Nerds
The memory of having watched an entire new Blade Runner movie has been inserted into the brains of the world’s stock of replicant nerds as a means of keeping them happy and engaged while they perform the thankless task of… Read More ›
Cocaine Industry In Shock After Logies Leave Melbourne
Up to 5000 jobs may be lost in the Victorian cocaine industry in the wake of the state government’s decision to no longer fund the annual TV Week Logie Awards. “Daniel Andrews obviously has no idea how important the cocaine… Read More ›
‘Your Son Will Be Forced To Wear A Dress’ Says Anti-NRL Footy Show Ad
The postal vote on whether the NRL Footy Show should be allowed to stay on air has turned ugly with the release of a campaign ad supporting the “no” vote featuring a mother claiming her son will be forced to… Read More ›
Dr Who Fan Claims Not To Be Sexist But Concerned About Ethics In Gaming Journalism
Following the announcement overnight that Jodie Whittaker will be the new lead in the next Dr Who series, fans have debated online over the casting of a female as the doctor, with a vocal minority incensed over the casting. Reginald… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Urges ASIO To Name The ABC As A Terrorist Group
Tony Abbott has openly criticised ASIO director-general Duncan Lewis for pussyfooting around and not addressing the terrorist threat posed by the ABC. “I’ve read every holy book from all the great religions and only the ABC Charter specifically includes the… Read More ›