Shares in Pringles chips are down following the government’s decision to list the product as a class 1 narcotic. The move comes after a spate of people were unable to stop consuming the chip after they pop the top… Read More ›
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George Christensen’s Operation To Remove A Benign Bernardi Successful
Queensland National Party Senator (for now) George Christensen is recovering in hospital after Surgeons successfully removed a benign bernardi that had been causing pain. Surgeon Ian Slicer told The (un)Australian: “It was a routine procedure that most members of the Coalition undertook months… Read More ›
Ray Hadley Calls Scott Morrison ‘A Meanie’ And Univites Him To His Birthday Party
Radio host and aspiring school bully Ray Hadley has declared that Treasurer Scott Morrison is a ‘big fat meanie’ and is no longer invited to Hadley’s birthday. The stoush occurred on the playground of Two G B Primary school, where… Read More ›
NSW Parliament Security Fail To Recognise Luke Foley Again
“Sorry mate, only those with authorisation are allowed past here,” a burly security guard at New South Wales Parliament House told a flustered middle-aged man in a suit as he tried to walk into the state’s Legislative Council. A second… Read More ›
Sesame Street’s Autistic Muppet Prompts Hanson To Call For Vaccination Ban
Beloved children’s show Sesame Street has announced the introduction of a new autistic muppet character, which the show’s producers hope will help kids learn to interact better with autistic children. Although lauded by educational experts, renowned vaccination expert Australian Senator… Read More ›
Illuminati Now Looking For New Head Of Secret Cabal To Enslave Humanity
Following the death of billionaire retired banker and head of the Illuminati secret cabal enslaving humanity David Rockerfeller at 101, the Satanic globalist secret society is now on the look-out for a new chief of staff to run its fascistic… Read More ›
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