After the shocking revelations in Monday’s Four Corners report into the horrific torture of largely Indigenous youths in the Northern Territory’s Don Dale Detention Centre, a red-faced Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull immediately announced a new Royal Commission, noting: “We just seem to have… Read More ›
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NSW Primary School Bans Students From Communicating
A primary school in NSW has today sent out a letter to parents to inform them that in an effort to stamp out bullying they are banning all students from any form of communication. The school’s spokesperson spoke to The… Read More ›
Donald Trump Announces Hulk Hogan As His Vice-Presidential Candidate
Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump has today announced that former professional wrestler and amatuer racist Hulk Hogan will join him in his run for the White House as his nominee for Vice-President. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Trump explained: “Hulk represents… Read More ›
Wyatt Roy Stoked He Doesn’t Have To Wait Six Months To Claim The Dole
Former MP Wyatt Roy, fresh from losing his seat at the elections, has today revealed that he is ‘stoked’ not to have to wait six months before being eligible for the dole. Speaking to The (un)Australian, Mr Roy said: “Oh mate when I… Read More ›
John Howard Suggests Turnbull Ignore Pauline Hanson Then Steal Her Policies
Former Prime Minister and recent convert to spray tanning John Winston Howard has called on Malcolm Turnbull to ignore senator-elect Pauline Hanson and then steal her policies. Speaking to The (un)Australian, the former Prime Minister said: “Candidates like Hanson are a… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Celebrates France’s Honourable Loss To Portugal
Fresh off pushing Malcolm Turnbull into extra time on election day, Opposition leader Bill Shorten was today celebrating France’s honourable loss to Portugal in the final of Euro 2016. Speaking to The (un)Australian, a jubilant Mr Shorten said: “What an honourable… Read More ›