In a sudden outburst of uncoordinated patriotism, all academics employed at Australian universities have spontaneously posted statuses on social media this morning lavishing praise on the Australian flag. The nation awoke to previously unheard of heard of heights of nationalist… Read More ›
The world watched in horror as zoo officials were forced to shoot dead a 200 pound orangutan after America accidentally fell into its cage. “We just couldn’t be sure what the beast intended to do with America once he had… Read More ›
Greg Hunt has assured the United Nations that Australia’s dodo population are thriving and there is no need to place them on a list of endangered species. “Everything’s fine down here, we’ve got dodos up the wazoo,” said the Minister… Read More ›
An investigation into background checks has begun in Hell after it was found that some clients were exaggerating the quality of the souls they sold to the Prince of Darkness. The investigation was launched after flags were raised about Donald… Read More ›
Mosquito repellent manufacturer Aerogard has signed on to become the major sponsor for the Australian team for the upcoming Rio Olympic Games. “We are pleased to announce that every athlete competing in the green and gold will be slathered in… Read More ›
Amber Heard has announced she is filing for divorce from actor Johnny Depp, citing “irreconcilable differences” after finally watching the Hollywood star’s past half dozen films. A shaken Heard, who married Depp last year, told The (un)Australian: “As a working… Read More ›
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