Australian printer owners have welcomed the announcement of a royal commission into the high cost of printer toner. “I had to get a bank loan to cover the cost of printing off five copies of a picture I made of… Read More ›
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Couple Sitting In Anti-Social Loners Section Of Food Court
Tensions are running high in a local shopping mall after two people who appear to be a couple were found occupying seats that are meant to be used by single people eating alone in the food court. “We’re already relegated… Read More ›
Great Barrier Reef Downgraded To Crappy Barrier Reef
The Great Barrier Reef has officially been re-named the Crappy Barrier Reef after the worst coral bleaching event on record has left the formerly colourful natural wonder looking whiter than the cast of Home and Away. “This is going to be… Read More ›
New Version Of Scripture Found On Ancient Apple Scroll
Biblical scholars have declared authentic a new version of the gospel that was recently discovered written on an apple scroll in a southern Sydney bakery. “It was not unknown for ancient Hebrews to bake their most important written works into… Read More ›
A-League Clubs To Be Allowed Two Marquee Hooligans
Teams in Australia’s football A-League will each be allowed to import two high profile marquee hooligans from next season in a bid to improve the quality of crowd violence. “While we have many high quality home grown hooligans in this… Read More ›
The Panama Papers Are An Important And Ground-breaking Document, We Think?
An unprecedented leak of 11 million documents has revealed the hidden financial transactions of the world’s wealthiest and most powerful players. These documents are set to shake governments all across the globe, we’re guessing? Come on, it’s 11 million documents…. Read More ›
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