Tuesday May 3rd. 7:45 pm Thatcher Cider Lounge, The Factory Theatre 105 Victoria Road, Marrickville. Tickets now on sale Come one, come all to bear witness to the greatest comedy event since George Brandis tried to explain metadata. After nearly two… Read More ›
The unAustralian
Worm Cannery Impossible To Close Says Liquidator
Liquidators for a failed south coast worm cannery are still unable to close the business down despite it having been financial insolvent for the past five years. “The fact is that once you open up a worm cannery it’s very… Read More ›
We Celebrate April Fools On Wrong Day Says Historian
We’ve all been had by the date of April Fool’s Day, according to a leading British historian who claims that we should be playing our practical jokes on the 1st of May, not the 1st of April. “When the modern… Read More ›
Seven Injured In Explosion After Mark Latham Discovers Safe Schools
Seven victims are recovering from mild injuries following a mysterious explosion in Western Sydney earlier today. They were discovered unconscious in a café in in Liverpool by local resident Chris Murray who rushed to the scene to investigate a loud… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi Wants To Be Thought Of As Australia’s Leading C
Liberal (for now) Senator and aspiring animal welfare activist Cory Bernardi has revealed that he wants all of Australia to think of him as the country’s leading ‘C.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian in an exclusive interview Mr Bernardi said of… Read More ›
Liberal Senator Says Atheists Shouldn’t Get Penalty Rates For Religious Holidays
A Tasmanian senator has argued that atheists, agnostics and polytheists should not be entitled to penalty rates for working religious holidays. The former employment and workplace relations minister Eric Abetz made the helpful contribution at a Liberal Party branch meeting… Read More ›