A shire woman is miraculously clinging to life after surviving a harrowing two station journey sitting backwards on a CityRail passenger train. “I thought this is it I’m going to die,” related Lilli Pilli commuter Beth Sorensen about her ordeal,… Read More ›
The unAustralian
John Howard Declares ‘Not All Gay Bashers Are Bigots’
Former Prime Minister turned failed cricket administrator John Winston Howard has declared that not all people who take part in gay bashings should be considered bigots. A spokesperson for the former PM spoke to The (un)Australian to clarify the comments, saying: “What John… Read More ›
Trump Rejects KKK Support: ‘I Don’t Need These Wishy-Washy Liberals’
Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump has moved to strongly reject an endorsement from the controversial white supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan, on the grounds “we don’t need these wishy-washy liberal types. We’re here to make America great, not quiver… Read More ›
Mal Brough To Be Next Race Discrimination Commissioner
The Attorney-General George Brandis has named outgoing Member for Fisher Mal Brough as Australia’s next Race Discrimination Commissioner. The announcement comes as incumbent Commissioner is set to finish his term in early 2017. In a short press conference, the Attorney-General… Read More ›
Defence White Paper Names Giant Squid As Australia’s Greatest Security Threat
Australia will be spending upwards of $150 billion on twelve new submarines after yesterday’s defence white paper asserted that giant squid remain the nation’s greatest enemy. “No-one need fear being taken from the deck of a ship by a giant… Read More ›
Children To Be Taught Not To Bully Homophobes In Order To Create ‘Safe Schools’
The Turnbull Government is putting the finishing touches on a nation-wide anti-bullying campaign that will teach students that it is not OK to bully homophobes. The initiative follows an exchange between Opposition leader Bill Shorten and Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi, which concluded… Read More ›