“Who on Earth is this Bill Shorten character?” was the cry that rang out across the country yesterday as news spread that the little-known federal member for Maribyrnong had been caught on camera calling hard-right Liberal Senator Cory Bernardi a… Read More ›
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Cory Bernardi Calls For A Senate Inquiry Into Sliced Bread
Liberal Senator and self-proclaimed champion for common sense Cory Bernardi, has demanded a senate inquiry into sliced bread, accusing the food product of being driven by sinister motives. A spokesperson for Senator Bernardi told The (un)Australian: “Cory is very concerned about… Read More ›
Turnbull Says Negative Gearing Price Pressure Non-Existent Unless Labor Removes It
Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has responded to Labor’s negative gearing policy by declaring that house prices will fall dramatically under the plan; not that negative gearing puts upward pressure on house prices though. The comments come after Labor outlined… Read More ›
George Pell Releases New Single “Buy A Razor Tim Minchin You Smelly Badger Eyed Hippy”
Cardinal George Pell has raced to number four on the Vatican music download charts following the release of a new song in which he pleas with comedian songwriter Tim Minchin to come clean and face up to a visit to… Read More ›
Australian Opals Player Alice Kunek Auditions To Be The New Face Of The AFL Footy Show
Australian Opals basketball player and aspiring Instagram star Alice Kunek has auditioned to be the new face of the AFL Footy Show by posting a picture of herself on the Internet in blackface. Kunek’s audition has been decried as offensive… Read More ›
Morrison Promises Not To Introduce A Budget Surplus Without First Taking It To An Election
Federal Treasurer Scott Morrison has sought to hose down speculation about a potential change to the budget bottom line by ruling out any changes to the current budgetary position without first taking it to an election. In a 300 minute address… Read More ›