Round the world yachtsman Tony Bullimore has been rescued after the coast guard spotted a flare that he set off when his boat started sinking in the middle of the crowd at a Western Sydney Wanderers game. “I was blown… Read More ›
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Outrage As Channel 9 Portrays Vaucluse Residents As Coasties
Here Come The Habibs, which premiered earlier this week on the Nine Network amid allegations of racism and a petition calling for its cancellation, is under further attack today – this time from Sydney’s well-heeled eastern suburbs. Long term Vaucluse resident… Read More ›
George Pell To Get Miracle Cure Once Royal Commission Is Over
God has confirmed that Cardinal George Pell is going to receive a miracle cure for the medical condition that prevents him from flying, but only after the Royal Commission into child abuse is completed. “Friends and colleagues of Cardinal Pell… Read More ›
Turnbull Unveils Plan To Privatize CSIRO
The Turnbull government has responded to the backlash over cuts to the CSIRO by announcing a new plan to restore the funding through private investment. The Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull told the ABC on Tuesday that he had listened to… Read More ›
Refugees To Hide From Authorities By Standing Next To Bill Shorten
A refugee advocate today said plans to stop the federal government potentially sending 267 asylum seekers to Nauru included an “emergency contingency to keep them hidden from authorities by having them stand next to Bill Shorten wherever he goes”. The advocate told… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Interested In Becoming UN Secretary General
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has added his name to the list of Antipodean candidates vying to replace Ban Ki-moon as Secretary-General of the United Nations. The announcement comes following months of speculation about fellow former world leaders Kevin Rudd… Read More ›
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