A campaign to rename the Spirit of Tasmania II, ‘the Spirit of Sydney’, has been successful, with TT-Line Company CEO Bernard Dwyer announcing the name change this afternoon. The crusade sprung into action Wednesday evening after reports that the Spirit… Read More ›
The unAustralian
Bill Shorten Shocked To Learn Bill Cosby Not A Type Of Lettuce
Federal Opposition leader and fruit and vegetable enthusiast Bill Shorten was shocked to learn that comedian and alleged rapist Bill Cosby was not a type of lettuce. Mr Shortens discovery came after an awkward conversation he had with a shopper… Read More ›
Canberra’s Telstra Tower To Be Renamed in Honour Of Hometown Boy James Hird
Australia’s capital city Canberra has today announced that they will be renaming their iconic Telstra tower which overlooks the city the ‘James Hird Prick’ in honour of the Essendon great and hometown boy James Hird. A Canberra spokesperson told The (un)Australian: “We don’t… Read More ›
Mein Kampf Colouring Book Tops Best Seller List
The re-release of Adolph Hitler’s original manifesto Mein Kampf as an adult colouring book has been described as a publishing master stroke after the book rushed to the top of best seller lists in Germany. “We believe it was always… Read More ›
Rolling Stone Journalist Sean Penn Criticised For Hugging Interviewee
A Rolling Stone journalist has apologised for his conduct following an incident involving the hugging of Mexican drug kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman mid-interview. Sean Penn, 55, whose previous journalistic gets include Raúl Castro and Hugo Chávez, awkwardly embraced the… Read More ›
David Bowie’s Legacy Squeezed In To A 200 Word Limit
Legendary musician and actor David Bowie has passed away at the age of 69 after an 18 month battle with cancer. Who could sum up this pop culture behemoth’s legacy in one article? Well my editor has given me 200… Read More ›