Australia will gain a new public holiday next year to be held in early March, in honour of the humble pokie machine. Every citizen will be encouraged to spend a dollar or a pay cheque in support of the machine…. Read More ›
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Western Society To Ignore Rich Musical Heritage and Spend Next Two Months Playing Nothing But Christmas Carols
Western Society has confirmed that once again it intends to chuck centuries of musical accomplishment out the window and spend the next two months assaulting the world with nothing but freaking Christmas carols. “If you go out anywhere in a… Read More ›
Good News Story Of The Week: Australians Expected To Gamble More Than Ever On The Melbourne Cup
Has the endless news stories about ISIS in the middle east and the current refugee crisis got you thinking too much about people who aren’t you? Finally, there’s some good news to report. According to representatives from some of Australia’s… Read More ›
Australia’s All Blacks Win Rugby World Cup Final
Australians everywhere are celebrating the win of the Australian rugby team the All Blacks in Twickenham early Sunday morning. “It’s so great that we beat the other team.” Said Sydneysider James Jackson. “Once again we Aussies are the world champions!… Read More ›
Unbreakable James Reyne Codes Helped ASIO Win The Cold War
Recently declassified ASIO documents have revealed that James Reynes were used to transmit sensitive top secret data that could not be broken by Soviet spy agencies. “Every song that James Reyne sang actually contained coded information that could only be… Read More ›
Greenpeace Push Stranded Bluebottles Back Into Ocean
A sore and exhausted band of Greenpeace volunteers have successfully pushed a pod of bluebottles back into the Pacific Ocean after they stranded themselves on North Cronulla beach. “My hands are all stingy and my back is stuffed from bending… Read More ›
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